LeBron James is a Chicago Bull butthole
They say perception is reality. If we get enough people to perceive LeBron James in a Chicago Bulls uniform, time is the only obstacle in between us and the King.
Find something very wooden to knock on because I’m calling it now – LeBron James is a member of the Chicago Bulls. If this turns out not to be the case, you can find me deep inside of a glass case of emotion. Forever…
So, I’ve turned my copy of “The Secret” into a pineada.
Yesterday evening, LeBron James announced that he will sign with the Miami Heat. This is partially because he likes their beaches, but mostly because he’s a coward. I’ve asked my good friend, and Cavs Owner, to sum up the sentiment with LeBron’s “Decision”. Thanks Dan.
And to everyone in Cleveland….sorry. At least you’re not Detroit!