Which one of the following two statements are correct?

1. News Bloopers Are Hilarious
2. My Ringtone Is Justin Bieber

Trick question. They’re both true.

Newscasters are people that we look to for an unbiased narrative about what’s happening in the world around us. In our heads, they may as well be information spewing robots (Tom Brokaw). When they do anything that reveals that they’re still highly fallible creatures, i.e. make reference to the size of their johnson (see: below), the hilarity effect is multiplied.

I now present to you, my favorite local news bloopers. If there’s anything that I left out, please, either send me an e-mail or drop a comment below. Enjoy…

-Warning- Potty Mouth Language may ensue.

(Watch the face of the news anchor on the left!!!)

Oh, The Internet, what they’re going to do with this one!

I had way too much fun making this.