The Midwest is Wasted
Not too much ambiguity with this title.
To confirm an earlier post, about alcoholism and the Midwest…
Take a look at this map:
In this picture, the red dots represent the areas where bars out number grocery stores. These dots nearly trace the Wisconsin state line perfectly. Notice how Madison, WI appears to be at the epicenter of the sea of alcoholics red (probably no coincidence in their color selection). I’d be willing to bet that in some areas of state, the bar per capita ratio reaches above 1.0, but unfortunately I have no science to back that up (only four years of experience).
At least they haven’t named their professional sports teams after drinking. Oh, wait….