Which one of the following two statements are correct?
News Bloopers Are Hilarious
My Ringtone Is Justin Bieber
Trick question. They’re both true.
Newscasters are people that we look to for an unbiased narrative about what’s happening in the world around us. In our heads, they may as well be information spewing robots (Tom Brokaw). When they do anything that reveals that they’re still highly fallible creatures, i.e. make reference to the size of their johnson (see: below), the hilarity effect is multiplied.
I now present to you, my favorite local news bloopers. If there’s anything that I left out, please, either send me an e-mail or drop a comment below. Enjoy…
I first fell upon Louis C.K.’s stand up during his hour long special on HBO. It was nothing short of magical.
An average stand up routine will typically rouse a couple of chuckles, but I’m onto the next channel within the first few minutes. A good standup routine will keep my attention throughout the entire performance, with consistent levels of laughter. During Louis C.K.’s stand up, I developed a laughter induced hernia, 1-hour of comedy turned into 3 hours of total watch time due to constant rewinding from residual laughter drowning out proceeding jokes, and several pieces of furniture were destroyed in the process (I’m a violent laugher). Read more →