A couple of days ago I fell upon an article in the USA Today that was detailing the destruction caused by the unseasonably cold weather in the southern part of the country (don’t be alarmed, this is not a weather rant). Apparently, the plummeting temperatures has more of an effect than making Floridians dust off [...]
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- @taco619 we're bringing a small birthday crew to your joint tonight. do you guys do candles inside of a ChocoTaco?
- What does a math quiz and Toyota have in common? A lot of problems. http://ow.ly/1gc3M
- @stereogum dig the new logo
- RT @factNfiction: Fact: It is unsafe to text while driving. Fiction: It is safe to sext while driving.
- I often confuse the words American and Awesome. They're synonyms right?
Fact N Fiction
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- Fact: A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. Fiction: Zach Galifianakis' beard is made of rhino horn.
- Fact: Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails; Fiction: Fingernails taste nearly 4 times better than toenails
- Fact: It is unsafe to text while driving. Fiction: It is safe to sext while driving.
- Fact: The McRib is a the number one cause of satisfaction amongst American males.
- Fiction: It's slogan is: McRib'd for his pleasure
- Fact: Killer Whales are aptly named. Fiction: Tigers are aptly named (see: Murder Kittens)
- Fact: The Jamie Fox movie Ray is based on true events in the life of music legend Ray Charles
- Fiction: The Robin Williams movie Jack is based on true events in the life of former American president Andrew Jackson
- Fiction: Killer whales are not responsible for 9/11.
- Fact: Recently a killer whale at SeaWorld lived up to its name by murdering its trainer in cold blood.
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