The White House Correspondents Dinner has been a source for entertainment over the last few years. First, it was Colbert tearing George W. Bush apart, from 10 feet away, in front of a large national media. This past Friday, John Hodgman, a correspondant for The Daily Show and the PC character on the infamous Apple [...]
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- Conan launces 30 city comedy tour including San Diego! http://www.teamcoco.com/
- @taco619 we're bringing a small birthday crew to your joint tonight. do you guys do candles inside of a ChocoTaco?
- What does a math quiz and Toyota have in common? A lot of problems. http://ow.ly/1gc3M
- @stereogum dig the new logo
- RT @factNfiction: Fact: It is unsafe to text while driving. Fiction: It is safe to sext while driving.
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- Fact: A snail can sleep for 3 years; Fiction: It's sleeping after you pour salt on it.
- Fact: A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. Fiction: Zach Galifianakis' beard is made of rhino horn.
- Fact: Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails; Fiction: Fingernails taste nearly 4 times better than toenails
- Fact: It is unsafe to text while driving. Fiction: It is safe to sext while driving.
- Fact: The McRib is a the number one cause of satisfaction amongst American males.
- Fiction: It's slogan is: McRib'd for his pleasure
- Fact: Killer Whales are aptly named. Fiction: Tigers are aptly named (see: Murder Kittens)
- Fact: The Jamie Fox movie Ray is based on true events in the life of music legend Ray Charles
- Fiction: The Robin Williams movie Jack is based on true events in the life of former American president Andrew Jackson
- Fiction: Killer whales are not responsible for 9/11.
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