Zero to 60 in 2.5

It’s a force so jolting you’d think that you had just been blindsided by a rhino. Common side effects include but are not limited to: lost sense of identity, whiplash, anxiety, missed bowel movements, premature bowel movements, or really any kind of unintended action dealing with bowels. This force that I’m referring to, of course, […]

First Impressions are Overrated

“You don’t get a second chance at a first impression.” You’ve heard the saying before; likely more times than you can recount. Logically, it’s a statement that can’t be disputed – one can only do anything for the first time once, just like you can only do something for the 7th time once. I can […]

The Losers of America

In case you happened to miss the rant by CNBC’s Rick Santelli…. At :38 into the clip Santelli calls out to President Obama, “Why don’t you put up a website to have people vote on the Internet as a referendum to see if we really want to subsidize the losers’ mortgages…” Where to start…?

Frequently Fallible

…………………………………………………………………………………………………… I’m Starting to abuse the alliterate titles, I apologize. I’m no better than the writers of Suddently Susan. After all, I’m merely human. Which leads me to the point of this post. In the abundance of off-time that I’ve had since graduating in December, a couple of books that I’ve delved into have shared […]

Drive and Dasch

Chances are you’ve heard of the term dine and dash. It refers to the act of eating at a restaurant and leaving without paying the bill. Quite simply, it’s stealing. It’s less likely, however, that you’ve heard of the term, drive and Dasch. It’s where you’re a U.S. Senator and hire a driver to escort […]

Super Bowl Super Food

Your Super Bowl recipe search ends here… THE BACON EXPLOSION All you’ll need…. 2 pounds thick cut bacon 2 pounds Italian sausage 1 jar of your favorite barbeque sauce 1 jar of your favorite barbeque rub http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/ Give your guests something they won’t finish digesting until the Pro Bowl.

Misaligend Allegiance

To follow your head or your heart? I’m a Cubs fan. Usually that brief statement automatically elicits a series recycled jokes. Q: “What do the World Series and a polar bear on birth control have in common?” A: “THEY CAN’T HAVE CUBS!” That’s just one of the many hilarious offerings often delivered by Cardinals fans, […]

Ridiculousnessity

Those tickets must have cost a fortune and these people choose to witness the moment through a 3 inch LCD screen. Are we more interested in showing off our experiences to others versus enjoying the experience itself? I bet a couple dozen of these turned into facebook profile pictures… Also, when did the First Couple […]

Room Temperature

In order to be room temperature, you’d think one would first have to be in a room. Not the case. I’ve uncovered the roomless area that is, in fact, room temperature.

Google Life

Google Life? Sounds like an overly ambitious Google service. It’s not – it’s a state of being. Not in some abstract sense that a professor would use to stereotype my generation. Rather it’s a indication of how we’re capable of having our entire e-lives placed into the colorful hands of Google. For those of you […]

Appalachian Trials

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