Life on Autopilot When you think about it, the intricacies of what an airplane goes through during the average flight is pretty incredible. First it has to taxi around the runway for what feels like a full day, accelerate to speeds to generate lift from the ground, continue ascending to a manageable altitude, remain at […]
There are certain obvious indicators that you naturally associate with a down economy. High unemployment rates are one. A bear stock market would be another. But broken teeth? That’s right, broken teeth…
It’s a force so jolting you’d think that you had just been blindsided by a rhino. Common side effects include but are not limited to: lost sense of identity, whiplash, anxiety, missed bowel movements, premature bowel movements, or really any kind of unintended action dealing with bowels. This force that I’m referring to, of course, […]
“You don’t get a second chance at a first impression.” You’ve heard the saying before; likely more times than you can recount. Logically, it’s a statement that can’t be disputed – one can only do anything for the first time once, just like you can only do something for the 7th time once. I can […]
In case you happened to miss the rant by CNBC’s Rick Santelli…. At :38 into the clip Santelli calls out to President Obama, “Why don’t you put up a website to have people vote on the Internet as a referendum to see if we really want to subsidize the losers’ mortgages…” Where to start…?
…………………………………………………………………………………………………… I’m Starting to abuse the alliterate titles, I apologize. I’m no better than the writers of Suddently Susan. After all, I’m merely human. Which leads me to the point of this post. In the abundance of off-time that I’ve had since graduating in December, a couple of books that I’ve delved into have shared […]
Chances are you’ve heard of the term dine and dash. It refers to the act of eating at a restaurant and leaving without paying the bill. Quite simply, it’s stealing. It’s less likely, however, that you’ve heard of the term, drive and Dasch. It’s where you’re a U.S. Senator and hire a driver to escort […]
Your Super Bowl recipe search ends here… THE BACON EXPLOSION All you’ll need…. 2 pounds thick cut bacon 2 pounds Italian sausage 1 jar of your favorite barbeque sauce 1 jar of your favorite barbeque rub http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/ Give your guests something they won’t finish digesting until the Pro Bowl.
To follow your head or your heart? I’m a Cubs fan. Usually that brief statement automatically elicits a series recycled jokes. Q: “What do the World Series and a polar bear on birth control have in common?” A: “THEY CAN’T HAVE CUBS!” That’s just one of the many hilarious offerings often delivered by Cardinals fans, […]
Those tickets must have cost a fortune and these people choose to witness the moment through a 3 inch LCD screen. Are we more interested in showing off our experiences to others versus enjoying the experience itself? I bet a couple dozen of these turned into facebook profile pictures… Also, when did the First Couple […]