Free Stuff Fridays: Caption Contest #3

8 Jul 2011 by Zach Davis, 25 Comments »

It’s the greatest day in the history of the week. Yes- Free Stuff Friday. I apologize for the lack of sleep you got last night. Santa comes but once a week (for four weeks).

This week the awesome Hi-Tec item to be won is the Total Terrain Lace (pictured below).

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Booya x 5

For those who don’t already know the drill, here’s how you can win:

At the bottom of this post is a picture taken from the trail. In the comments section, give us your funniest possible caption. The best entry wins. Easy as that.

Again, be sure to like the Good Badger Facebook page as that’s where the winner will be announced on Monday.

Also- much like last week- I’m putting the final decision in the hand of a fellow thru-hiker. Picking the winner stresses me out, and people with beards don’t do stress (science).

Next week is the final Free Stuff Friday, so hone all of your funny energy within that timespan.

Here’s this week’s picture:

Your Wittyness Here

Get some.

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