The following infographic details four gross, but entirely factual, elements associated with the Appalachian Trail. Feel free to print this out so you can educate others. Everyone loves facts.
4 Gross (but completely true) Appalachian Trail Facts
Farting – 55% of the total noise created by all Appalachian Trail thru-hikers is produced out their butts.
Chafing – Chafing is a matter of when, not if. Pile on the Vaseline to prevent your shady acres from looking like Freddy Krueger’s face.
Eating – Spilling food is common practice on the Appalachian Trail. Throwing food away, is not. Wipe that mud off your pepperoni and enjoy.
Pooping – The inside of a port-o-potty smells like a lavender factory compared to an Appalachian Trail privy. Pooping lasts longer than your ability to hold a single breath.