The following infographic details four gross, but entirely factual, elements associated with the Appalachian Trail.  Feel free to print this out so you can educate others.  Everyone loves facts.

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4 Gross (but completely true) Appalachian Trail Facts

Farting – 55% of the total noise created by all Appalachian Trail thru-hikers is produced out their butts.

Chafing – Chafing is a matter of when, not if.  Pile on the Vaseline to prevent your shady acres from looking like Freddy Krueger’s face.

Eating – Spilling food is common practice on the Appalachian Trail.  Throwing food away, is not.  Wipe that mud off your pepperoni and enjoy.

Pooping – The inside of a port-o-potty smells like a lavender factory compared to an Appalachian Trail privy.  Pooping lasts longer than your ability to hold a single breath.